For some reason I have in irrational obsession with this man. Aside from the obvious reasons, I have no idea why. He represents everything I hate about people. He drinks like a fish, smokes like a chimney, does way too many drugs and way too many women. Despite that, I drool (figuratively) whenever I see him on screen.
Today at work I found out that he's filiming in Toronto right now. I was completely overcome. The girls I was working with continued to have a conversation while I actually hyperventilated (they didn't notice). It was the most unusual thing I've ever experienced. There I was, unable to breathe with tears streaming down my face.
Apparently, I'm obsessed.
During my 'episode', I turned looked at Tara and said "Tomorrow is my birthday, take me to stalk Colin Farrell."
Sad, sad, sad. Though, even I could see how hilarious the situation was.
But, if I'm not around for a few days, you'll know that the impulse got the better of me.